Big Gay Monster

Let me start out with a scenario for the description of this character. Have you ever went to a store or a bank and you are the last guy on the line and the really set my people back gay guy comes in the and you get the felling that in your head you go "Shit!" but outside you are on the verge of suicide because they are one of the chatty ones, it is that type of guy or thing. I call it a thing because it is an eliete his name is.. well Big Gay Monster (or BGM. It is your average homosexual eliete. He is the butt of each joke or put down.